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Spoon Master
Posted on Monday, November 18, 2002 - 08:32 pm:   

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    Rusty
    Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 07:31 am:   

    This is a test to see if this is working
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 07:37 am:   

    grr
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    bergmanja1
    Posted on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 07:15 pm:   

    Can't we kill people by maybe hitting them with the spoon rather than taking theirs? I think it would be better that way this way you don't have to practically frisk the person to get their spoon depending on where they are hiding theirs.
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    JellyRoll
    Posted on Thursday, November 21, 2002 - 07:07 am:   

    Perhaps, but the person isn't supposed to be hiding their spoon! The spoons are supposed to be displayed in such a way that they are quite visible.
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    Spoon master
    Posted on Thursday, November 21, 2002 - 08:55 pm:   

    I will soon be posting the rules on this site.
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    gee
    Posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 - 08:31 am:   

    well i suppose you could hit people with the spoons. but i dont know if that would count as an assassination tho. (let me know if you do and ill be sure to have a camer ready
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    Ryan Westcott
    Posted on Friday, November 22, 2002 - 07:16 pm:   

    if anyone hits me with a spoon there will be dire consequences, likely of the 'rugby-type' rather than the 'stealthy operations' type.
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    Mad Hugs Yo
    Posted on Monday, December 02, 2002 - 09:12 am:   

    What would we all think about contributing to a prize? If everyone threw in a quarter... times 50 people... that's $12.50. That would be cool to win. Just a suggestion!
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    Spoonmiester
    Posted on Monday, December 02, 2002 - 11:11 am:   

    Oh, I didn't know assasinations began tonight at midnight. Well, many spooned ones will fall!!! Mwahahahaha!!!
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    White Morpheus
    Posted on Monday, December 02, 2002 - 11:23 am:   

    Hmm, those long hours of playing Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid as well as my ability to track down people now come to the fray! Muh hahahaha! I would agree to the money thing, course, if I get it! HA HA! ::snickers evilly:: You see, do you think your strength or the quickness of your muscles has anything to do here? If you believe there is no spoon, I will prove you wrong!
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    JellyRoll
    Posted on Monday, December 02, 2002 - 08:18 pm:   

    So.....anyone wanna team up with me??
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    plastic cutlery
    Posted on Monday, December 02, 2002 - 08:36 pm:   

    27 min to go and this campus is comming down under the destruction of the mighty power of the spoon. all ye victims will suffer and writhe in unrelenting pain...
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    Spoon Master
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 06:57 am:   

    A question has been raised about the legality of Dorm Hallway Assassinations. I will get back with you as soon as I can with a ruling.
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 07:31 am:   

    Anyone who can help me figure out who Shara Werner is....that would be great...need a little help...you help me and i might just be able to help you out ;)
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    Cryptic Panther
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 08:14 am:   

    Question: what if someone tries to assassinate you, but fails to get the spoon? Are you allowed to take THEIR spoon? Cuz now you know their identity, and they basically have no chance to attack you a second time (unless you are but a mere silly mortal). Are they allowed to “hire” someone else to assassinate you or anything like that?

    Second point, I think the money donation for a prize is a good idea.

    Third, I have a digital camera and would be happy to take pictures of assassinations in the act.... if anybody wants to IM me when they plan on making their assassination. You may IM me at "CrypticPanther"

    Last comment, I agree we should not do this whole "clue" thing. The whole point is to be clever an track the person down... mwwaahaha! LET'S GET IT ON!
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    Spoon Master
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 09:17 am:   

    Check out the updated rules:

    Rule A-6: NO CLUES about victim identity. Figure it out yourself.

    Rule C-5: You're out of the game if someone tries to assassinate you and you don't have your spoon on you (this goes along with Rule B-2).

    Rule D-4: There are to be NO ASSASSINATIONS in the chapel. This would be tantamount with mixing the sacred with the profane.

    Rule D-5: Dorm Hallway assassinations ARE ALLOWED.

    Note: If your spoon breaks, get another spoon (from wherever) and put your name on it.
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    Spoonmiester
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 11:05 am:   

    So we meet again Mr Spoon. I thought that it would be cool if you all just give me your spoons. I'd really appreciate that.
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    gee
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 12:02 pm:   

    answer to the cryptic panther:
    no, you are not to hire another to steal the spoon. you may, however, have people help you assassinate. the actual assassination must be by you however
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 12:43 pm:   

    So, are there going to be assassinations allowed at the Crimson, or is that going to be an off limits area? :-)
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    Cryptic Panther
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 01:38 pm:   

    Yeah, Crimson should be off limits in my oppinion. It would be hard to carry the spoon in a dress without putting it somewhere... ahem, inappropriate.

    Is there any way we can create a "Post Assassination Carnage Report" or something? Just a list of who got knocked off already... so we can see the game progress. Just a thought.
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    Eric Ekman
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 02:57 pm:   

    Well Zoe, it looks like i sent you away empty handed the first time. I know you'll be back though, i know you can't get enough of me ;)
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    White Morpheus
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 06:31 pm:   

    Muh hahahaha! Once again, I come away relatively unscathed! A message to my assassin (hmm, some witty retort an evildoer would say....). You're slacking my friend. If you want to catch me, you'll have to do better than the poor no-show you displayed today.
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 06:56 pm:   

    Cryptic Panther,

    I have an idea if you want to get a pic of an assassination. Leave your e-mail on this message board and I will get back to you on the time and date of the planned assassination.
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    Mad Hugs Yo
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 07:46 pm:   

    I'm shaking like an earthquake, like seriously... but I just fought the biggest fight of my life, and won. I'm no longer afraid of not being mugged or assaulted.
    Three bleeding cuts, three bludgeons by fingernail and a rug burn all to prove it. I've won the battle... Andrea... I know where you sleep.
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    Andrea Ferguson
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 07:55 pm:   

    I escaped an assassination attempt untouched earlier in the day only to be brought to my knees by an attempt of my own...I'm shaking and bleeding and am weak beyond belief, but I think I put up a pretty good fight. Amy, don't forget that I have a rugby master living with me...I'll have some new moves for you next time. Oh yeah, and I'm locking my door tonight!
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    Ryan Westcott
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 08:05 pm:   

    Amy - congratulations on your battle...I also would like to challenge my assassin to get his rear in gear and make an attempt on my spoon...it's been a whole day - C'MON!
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    Cryptic Panther
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 09:34 pm:   

    OK, for those wishing to have digital documentation of their assassination attempt, you may e-mail me at the.web@juno.com or IM "CrypticPanther". It will, of course, be kept completely anonymous until the event takes place.

    Mad props to those who have successfully thwarted assassination attempts thus far... as for my would be assassin... you are SCREWED! I know who you are and where you live... and your little spy in the bathroom did not do a very good job! Never under estamate the loyalty of roomates!!! Ya'll are goin' DOWN!
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    Dan Weber
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 09:45 pm:   

    Gabriel, thou art a silly boy. Go and boil thy head.
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    gee
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 10:08 pm:   

    question on bible studies: before and after its free game, but while the studys in motion, id say cut it. we dont need people frightened about their spoons and trying to focus on God at the same time
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    I Rule Spoons
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 10:52 pm:   

    Oh where, oh where is my would-be assassin? Bring it yo!
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    I Rule Spoons
    Posted on Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 10:53 pm:   

    Hey, question: What happens if you try to assassinate someone, and they have their spoon, but it's not visible?
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    Sarah Grabowski
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 07:09 am:   

    :-( Its a sad day in the life of Sarah G. I just got assasinated but I put up a good fight....had it not been for my sleep deprivation and spilled water bottle I might have been victorious...ahh gee you got me but next time around i will get you :-)...watch out you might just be next :-)
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    gee
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 07:48 am:   

    just so you know. if one assassinates and the spoon has been completly removed from the individual then the battle is up.
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    plastic cutlery
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 08:47 am:   

    death and destruction awaits all
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    gee
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 10:05 am:   

    allright "spoonassassin13" you may be smart and cunning with your IM name and your threats, but you have yet to show yourself

    bring on the action
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 10:21 am:   

    I'd just like to share that i feel that COMPLETELY burying one's spoon beneath one's shoelaces is tantamount to duct-taping it or attaching it to oneself, which is against the rules.
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    Cryptic Panther
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 11:21 am:   

    OK, if someone has their spoon under their coat where that individual's would-be-assassin cannot see or easly access it (without risking the appearance of rape)... it's the same as not carrying the spoon at all!!!
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    spoon assassin13
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 01:09 pm:   

    this is for the one they call gee. Beware, your spoon shall soon be mine
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    JellyRoll
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 01:11 pm:   

    Hey! Wanna know an easy way to remember how to spell "assassination"????

    Just remember: "Donkey - Donkey - i - Nation"
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    Big Thug Man
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 01:12 pm:   

    Hey Paul, even your death grip won't save your spoon from me! Your time is ticking...
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    plastic cutlery
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 02:13 pm:   

    sometimes ones mind is so preoccupied on assassinating and being assassinated one cant concentrate on studying.
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    Mithrandir
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 02:53 pm:   

    Spoonmiester, sending emails to my victim will help you not. If y'all didn't know, Spoonmiester aka Allen Edwards, will turn on you and inform your target of your whereabouts. Beware.
    To my traget: Meet him, discover me, it doesn't matter. Your spoon is mine. ummm... yeah ... By the way, what are you doing tomorrow morning. I don't know your schedual and could use some help. WAIT!! What am I saying, I don't need any help. That's ridiculous. Here I come, ready or not.
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    Spoonmiester
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 02:55 pm:   

    Well well well, someone thinks he's tough. Hey ernie, your would be assassin, or should I say Mithrandir knows who you are and he's coming for you. Beware, I can only protect so many people from my rival. Sad, a man's greatest rival is often his best friend. Oh well, run run as fast as you can, Mithrandir is a trick assassin!
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    White Morpheus
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 03:52 pm:   

    Big Thug Man. Ye of little patience. Your haste to try and defeat me will do you no good. Like I said, do you think the strength you have matters here?

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    White Morpheus
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 07:18 pm:   

    As an ammendment to my last message, all I have to say is this....

    C'mon fhqwhgads...
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    Greis
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 07:27 pm:   

    Are we making the Crimson a safe zone? Wrestling in a dress... ??
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 07:33 pm:   

    No tears for you. Some of us will be vulnerable during weekend trips.

    Ha ha, my poor assassin shall be lost and bewildered. No doubt my name has changed hands already as my would-be killers fall to the wayside.
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    gee
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 09:11 pm:   

    wrestling in a dress? well i suppose that you should get your date to protect you...unless of corse, your date has you...
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    Anonymous
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 09:22 pm:   

    is there going to be an official ruling on whether the Crimson is a safe zone or not? i agree with Cryptic Panther - there aren't a whole lot of places to keep a spoon in a formal dress
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    Big Thug Man
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 09:49 pm:   

    White Morpheus. I know who you are and where you sleep. I have all the patience I need. The intelligence as well. Where does that leave you? Oh yeah, soon to be SPOONLESS!
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    Spoon Master
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 10:05 pm:   

    Rules Clarification: B-2 and C-5

    According to the rules (B-2 and C-5), the spoon MUST BE ON THE PERSON AND VISIBLE at all times.

    If the spoon is not even on the person when an assassination attempt is made (a violation of Rule C-5), the rules are clear: the victim is out of the game.

    We have not made an explicit statement of consequences in the case of a spoon being on the person but not visible (which is a violation of Rule B-2), although I would daresay it should be the same as a violation of Rule C-5: the victim should hand over the spoon and secret name to the designated assassin.

    Check back in this space and watch your email for a final ruling from the Spoon Assassin CEO (I am but a lowly SpoonMaster).

    In the meantime, bear in mind that hiding or carelessly misplacing your spoon constitutes a serious affront to the spirit of the game, and will be met by dire consequences.
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    Spoonmiester
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 10:30 pm:   

    not that I matter much, but, I think that since I'm not going to the crimson, any one who wants to not go to protect thier spoon instead ought to give me the ticket so I can scalp it. That's it, it's all settled. Wrestling in dress, or scalping tickets to crazy couples who didn't read teh collegian article nor thier mail and thought that they could get good tickets through TICKET MASTER. And by the way, Mithrandir, guess who knows your assassin by name. Oooooo, some one's in trouble!!!
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    Cryptic Panther
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 10:56 pm:   

    Man... droppin' like flies tonight... So we've had what... about 10 assassinations thus far?

    Eric, your time of trial is near... Very VERY near. Same goes for Paul... same goes for Kelcie. Consider this your first, only, and last warning before the dark cloud of spoonlessness decends upon you all... for tomorrow there will be much weeping and nashing of teeth.
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    Dan Weber
    Posted on Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 11:01 pm:   

    Hehehehe... so... Gabe... you done yet or you hungry for more?! Thou art but a cowardly mortal. I fart in your general direction... your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away or else I shall mock you a second time!
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    GimmeOpenRoad
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 07:37 am:   

    "You gotta be careful
    You never know who's around
    Look over your shoulder
    I'm right behind you

    "I see you watchin
    Two steps behind me, stalkin
    Knock me, tryin to stop me from my monopoly
    Wait, stop and see what I do next
    If you win then ... you be scared and stressed
    I've seen your type, all hype
    and no substance
    You can't intimidate men like me
    Follow me, go ahead, I'm watching your shadow
    The snakes in the grass get caught by the rattles
    Skadattle, slam, you been defeated
    You're messing with a guerilla
    Who told you to beat it.
    I live in peace
    But folks still be testing me
    Your best friend today
    Tomorrow, your worst enemy
    You never know who's planning to jack
    That's why I'm trying to warn you people
    Watch your back"

    ~Benny Cassette - "Watch Your Back"
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    emanon
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 08:24 am:   

    so far i've assassinated two people...and jenny hohenburger is next if i can ever find her!!
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    Mithrandir
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 09:32 am:   

    Okay, here's a puzzler. My target showed no spoon today. Could not see it. I watched him walk into a class, saw him from the front and back. Then, I and another watched him come out of the same class and then watched and tailed him down the street. in the words of the Matrix THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!! but. . . I didn't confront him for fear of revealing myself. What to do, oh what to do. I know he had no spoon and I did attempt to assassinate him. So now what?
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    I Rule Spoons
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 10:08 am:   

    I haven't had an attempt on my spoon as of yet. Methinks my assassin is a chicken...
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    mithrandir
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 01:02 pm:   

    me niether
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    jen hohenberger
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 03:05 pm:   

    I think people shouldn't be allowed to assassinate me until they can spell my name. ;)
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    Ryan Westcott
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 03:25 pm:   

    I agree Jenny...I mean honestly people it's not hard, it's just German :P
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    Information Broker
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 03:26 pm:   

    if you want to assassinate Josh Bergman, IM me at SonofArathorn379
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    Information Broker
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 03:27 pm:   

    scratch that, rather send me an e-mail at bulletproof@technobeats.com
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    mithrandir
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 03:27 pm:   

    I recant, my target had his spoon. But its too late, I've revealed myself, and now, there will be no sneaky spoon snatching. It will be war, violent violent war! or may just a light shove!
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    I Rule Spoons
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 08:36 pm:   

    I would just like to commend my would-be assassin on a valient effort. The ambush took me somewhat by surprise. I lost my bookbag in the struggle, but luckily I can run and made it to my dorm room. Better luck next time Gee! You've finally met your match!
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    gee
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 08:43 pm:   

    "I rule spoons"...your rugby tactics wont match up to my stealthy operations. I will not give up. I will not retire. If it comes to war, war it will be.
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    I Rule Spoons
    Posted on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 08:46 pm:   

    Hey Ge