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     Spoon Master |
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| Rusty |
This is a test to see if this is working | ||
| Anonymous |
grr | ||
| bergmanja1 |
Can't we kill people by maybe hitting them with the spoon rather than taking theirs? I think it would be better that way this way you don't have to practically frisk the person to get their spoon depending on where they are hiding theirs. | ||
| JellyRoll |
Perhaps, but the person isn't supposed to be hiding their spoon! The spoons are supposed to be displayed in such a way that they are quite visible. | ||
| Spoon master |
I will soon be posting the rules on this site. | ||
| gee |
well i suppose you could hit people with the spoons. but i dont know if that would count as an assassination tho. (let me know if you do and ill be sure to have a camer ready | ||
| Ryan Westcott |
if anyone hits me with a spoon there will be dire consequences, likely of the 'rugby-type' rather than the 'stealthy operations' type. | ||
| Mad Hugs Yo |
What would we all think about contributing to a prize? If everyone threw in a quarter... times 50 people... that's $12.50. That would be cool to win. Just a suggestion! | ||
| Spoonmiester |
Oh, I didn't know assasinations began tonight at midnight. Well, many spooned ones will fall!!! Mwahahahaha!!! | ||
| White Morpheus |
Hmm, those long hours of playing Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid as well as my ability to track down people now come to the fray! Muh hahahaha! I would agree to the money thing, course, if I get it! HA HA! ::snickers evilly:: You see, do you think your strength or the quickness of your muscles has anything to do here? If you believe there is no spoon, I will prove you wrong! | ||
| JellyRoll |
So.....anyone wanna team up with me?? | ||
| plastic cutlery |
27 min to go and this campus is comming down under the destruction of the mighty power of the spoon. all ye victims will suffer and writhe in unrelenting pain... | ||
| Spoon Master |
A question has been raised about the legality of Dorm Hallway Assassinations. I will get back with you as soon as I can with a ruling. | ||
| Anonymous |
Anyone who can help me figure out who Shara Werner is....that would be great...need a little help...you help me and i might just be able to help you out ;) | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
Question: what if someone tries to assassinate you, but fails to get the spoon? Are you allowed to take THEIR spoon? Cuz now you know their identity, and they basically have no chance to attack you a second time (unless you are but a mere silly mortal). Are they allowed to “hire” someone else to assassinate you or anything like that? Second point, I think the money donation for a prize is a good idea. Third, I have a digital camera and would be happy to take pictures of assassinations in the act.... if anybody wants to IM me when they plan on making their assassination. You may IM me at "CrypticPanther" Last comment, I agree we should not do this whole "clue" thing. The whole point is to be clever an track the person down... mwwaahaha! LET'S GET IT ON! | ||
| Spoon Master |
Check out the updated rules: Rule A-6: NO CLUES about victim identity. Figure it out yourself. Rule C-5: You're out of the game if someone tries to assassinate you and you don't have your spoon on you (this goes along with Rule B-2). Rule D-4: There are to be NO ASSASSINATIONS in the chapel. This would be tantamount with mixing the sacred with the profane. Rule D-5: Dorm Hallway assassinations ARE ALLOWED. Note: If your spoon breaks, get another spoon (from wherever) and put your name on it. | ||
| Spoonmiester |
So we meet again Mr Spoon. I thought that it would be cool if you all just give me your spoons. I'd really appreciate that. | ||
| gee |
answer to the cryptic panther: no, you are not to hire another to steal the spoon. you may, however, have people help you assassinate. the actual assassination must be by you however | ||
| Anonymous |
So, are there going to be assassinations allowed at the Crimson, or is that going to be an off limits area? :-) | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
Yeah, Crimson should be off limits in my oppinion. It would be hard to carry the spoon in a dress without putting it somewhere... ahem, inappropriate. Is there any way we can create a "Post Assassination Carnage Report" or something? Just a list of who got knocked off already... so we can see the game progress. Just a thought. | ||
| Eric Ekman |
Well Zoe, it looks like i sent you away empty handed the first time. I know you'll be back though, i know you can't get enough of me ;) | ||
| White Morpheus |
Muh hahahaha! Once again, I come away relatively unscathed! A message to my assassin (hmm, some witty retort an evildoer would say....). You're slacking my friend. If you want to catch me, you'll have to do better than the poor no-show you displayed today. | ||
| Anonymous |
Cryptic Panther, I have an idea if you want to get a pic of an assassination. Leave your e-mail on this message board and I will get back to you on the time and date of the planned assassination. | ||
| Mad Hugs Yo |
I'm shaking like an earthquake, like seriously... but I just fought the biggest fight of my life, and won. I'm no longer afraid of not being mugged or assaulted. Three bleeding cuts, three bludgeons by fingernail and a rug burn all to prove it. I've won the battle... Andrea... I know where you sleep. | ||
| Andrea Ferguson |
I escaped an assassination attempt untouched earlier in the day only to be brought to my knees by an attempt of my own...I'm shaking and bleeding and am weak beyond belief, but I think I put up a pretty good fight. Amy, don't forget that I have a rugby master living with me...I'll have some new moves for you next time. Oh yeah, and I'm locking my door tonight! | ||
| Ryan Westcott |
Amy - congratulations on your battle...I also would like to challenge my assassin to get his rear in gear and make an attempt on my spoon...it's been a whole day - C'MON! | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
OK, for those wishing to have digital documentation of their assassination attempt, you may e-mail me at the.web@juno.com or IM "CrypticPanther". It will, of course, be kept completely anonymous until the event takes place. Mad props to those who have successfully thwarted assassination attempts thus far... as for my would be assassin... you are SCREWED! I know who you are and where you live... and your little spy in the bathroom did not do a very good job! Never under estamate the loyalty of roomates!!! Ya'll are goin' DOWN! | ||
| Dan Weber |
Gabriel, thou art a silly boy. Go and boil thy head. | ||
| gee |
question on bible studies: before and after its free game, but while the studys in motion, id say cut it. we dont need people frightened about their spoons and trying to focus on God at the same time | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
Oh where, oh where is my would-be assassin? Bring it yo! | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
Hey, question: What happens if you try to assassinate someone, and they have their spoon, but it's not visible? | ||
| Sarah Grabowski |
 Its a sad day in the life of Sarah G. I just got assasinated but I put up a good fight....had it not been for my sleep deprivation and spilled water bottle I might have been victorious...ahh gee you got me but next time around i will get you  ...watch out you might just be next | ||
| gee |
just so you know. if one assassinates and the spoon has been completly removed from the individual then the battle is up. | ||
| plastic cutlery |
death and destruction awaits all | ||
| gee |
allright "spoonassassin13" you may be smart and cunning with your IM name and your threats, but you have yet to show yourself bring on the action | ||
| Anonymous |
I'd just like to share that i feel that COMPLETELY burying one's spoon beneath one's shoelaces is tantamount to duct-taping it or attaching it to oneself, which is against the rules. | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
OK, if someone has their spoon under their coat where that individual's would-be-assassin cannot see or easly access it (without risking the appearance of rape)... it's the same as not carrying the spoon at all!!! | ||
| spoon assassin13 |
this is for the one they call gee. Beware, your spoon shall soon be mine | ||
| JellyRoll |
Hey! Wanna know an easy way to remember how to spell "assassination"???? Just remember: "Donkey - Donkey - i - Nation" | ||
| Big Thug Man |
Hey Paul, even your death grip won't save your spoon from me! Your time is ticking... | ||
| plastic cutlery |
sometimes ones mind is so preoccupied on assassinating and being assassinated one cant concentrate on studying. | ||
| Mithrandir |
Spoonmiester, sending emails to my victim will help you not. If y'all didn't know, Spoonmiester aka Allen Edwards, will turn on you and inform your target of your whereabouts. Beware. To my traget: Meet him, discover me, it doesn't matter. Your spoon is mine. ummm... yeah ... By the way, what are you doing tomorrow morning. I don't know your schedual and could use some help. WAIT!! What am I saying, I don't need any help. That's ridiculous. Here I come, ready or not. | ||
| Spoonmiester |
Well well well, someone thinks he's tough. Hey ernie, your would be assassin, or should I say Mithrandir knows who you are and he's coming for you. Beware, I can only protect so many people from my rival. Sad, a man's greatest rival is often his best friend. Oh well, run run as fast as you can, Mithrandir is a trick assassin! | ||
| White Morpheus |
Big Thug Man. Ye of little patience. Your haste to try and defeat me will do you no good. Like I said, do you think the strength you have matters here? | ||
| White Morpheus |
As an ammendment to my last message, all I have to say is this.... C'mon fhqwhgads... | ||
| Greis |
Are we making the Crimson a safe zone? Wrestling in a dress... ?? | ||
| Anonymous |
No tears for you. Some of us will be vulnerable during weekend trips. Ha ha, my poor assassin shall be lost and bewildered. No doubt my name has changed hands already as my would-be killers fall to the wayside. | ||
| gee |
wrestling in a dress? well i suppose that you should get your date to protect you...unless of corse, your date has you... | ||
| Anonymous |
is there going to be an official ruling on whether the Crimson is a safe zone or not? i agree with Cryptic Panther - there aren't a whole lot of places to keep a spoon in a formal dress | ||
| Big Thug Man |
White Morpheus. I know who you are and where you sleep. I have all the patience I need. The intelligence as well. Where does that leave you? Oh yeah, soon to be SPOONLESS! | ||
| Spoon Master |
Rules Clarification: B-2 and C-5 According to the rules (B-2 and C-5), the spoon MUST BE ON THE PERSON AND VISIBLE at all times. If the spoon is not even on the person when an assassination attempt is made (a violation of Rule C-5), the rules are clear: the victim is out of the game. We have not made an explicit statement of consequences in the case of a spoon being on the person but not visible (which is a violation of Rule B-2), although I would daresay it should be the same as a violation of Rule C-5: the victim should hand over the spoon and secret name to the designated assassin. Check back in this space and watch your email for a final ruling from the Spoon Assassin CEO (I am but a lowly SpoonMaster). In the meantime, bear in mind that hiding or carelessly misplacing your spoon constitutes a serious affront to the spirit of the game, and will be met by dire consequences. | ||
| Spoonmiester |
not that I matter much, but, I think that since I'm not going to the crimson, any one who wants to not go to protect thier spoon instead ought to give me the ticket so I can scalp it. That's it, it's all settled. Wrestling in dress, or scalping tickets to crazy couples who didn't read teh collegian article nor thier mail and thought that they could get good tickets through TICKET MASTER. And by the way, Mithrandir, guess who knows your assassin by name. Oooooo, some one's in trouble!!! | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
Man... droppin' like flies tonight... So we've had what... about 10 assassinations thus far? Eric, your time of trial is near... Very VERY near. Same goes for Paul... same goes for Kelcie. Consider this your first, only, and last warning before the dark cloud of spoonlessness decends upon you all... for tomorrow there will be much weeping and nashing of teeth. | ||
| Dan Weber |
Hehehehe... so... Gabe... you done yet or you hungry for more?! Thou art but a cowardly mortal. I fart in your general direction... your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Now go away or else I shall mock you a second time! | ||
| GimmeOpenRoad |
"You gotta be careful You never know who's around Look over your shoulder I'm right behind you "I see you watchin Two steps behind me, stalkin Knock me, tryin to stop me from my monopoly Wait, stop and see what I do next If you win then ... you be scared and stressed I've seen your type, all hype and no substance You can't intimidate men like me Follow me, go ahead, I'm watching your shadow The snakes in the grass get caught by the rattles Skadattle, slam, you been defeated You're messing with a guerilla Who told you to beat it. I live in peace But folks still be testing me Your best friend today Tomorrow, your worst enemy You never know who's planning to jack That's why I'm trying to warn you people Watch your back" ~Benny Cassette - "Watch Your Back" | ||
| emanon |
so far i've assassinated two people...and jenny hohenburger is next if i can ever find her!! | ||
| Mithrandir |
Okay, here's a puzzler. My target showed no spoon today. Could not see it. I watched him walk into a class, saw him from the front and back. Then, I and another watched him come out of the same class and then watched and tailed him down the street. in the words of the Matrix THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!! but. . . I didn't confront him for fear of revealing myself. What to do, oh what to do. I know he had no spoon and I did attempt to assassinate him. So now what? | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
I haven't had an attempt on my spoon as of yet. Methinks my assassin is a chicken... | ||
| mithrandir |
me niether | ||
| jen hohenberger |
I think people shouldn't be allowed to assassinate me until they can spell my name. ;) | ||
| Ryan Westcott |
I agree Jenny...I mean honestly people it's not hard, it's just German :P | ||
| Information Broker |
if you want to assassinate Josh Bergman, IM me at SonofArathorn379 | ||
| Information Broker |
scratch that, rather send me an e-mail at bulletproof@technobeats.com | ||
| mithrandir |
I recant, my target had his spoon. But its too late, I've revealed myself, and now, there will be no sneaky spoon snatching. It will be war, violent violent war! or may just a light shove! | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
I would just like to commend my would-be assassin on a valient effort. The ambush took me somewhat by surprise. I lost my bookbag in the struggle, but luckily I can run and made it to my dorm room. Better luck next time Gee! You've finally met your match! | ||
| gee |
"I rule spoons"...your rugby tactics wont match up to my stealthy operations. I will not give up. I will not retire. If it comes to war, war it will be. | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
Hey Gee, email me at abaguchi717@yahoo.com. Someone said you might want to talk about something... | ||
| JellyRoll |
Ok, so does anyone have any idea how many people are left? Perhaps spoon master can give us some idea of how many people have notified him that they are out?? | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
I agree, I am very curious how many people are left as opposed to how many started this madness. One down for me... onward to the next un-suspecting victim! Question: If my target goes off campus... say... to Rachel's Roadhouse... is he/she still required to carry the spoon or is that considered out of bounds? | ||
| JellyRoll |
Good question. I doubt that would be out of bounds, but I wonder what the spoon master would say.... | ||
| gee |
off campus is NOT out of bounds | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
Fabulous. Gabe, I shall admit you made a glorious attempt today... but thankfully,I happen to be blessed with the reflexes of a panther!!! I just feel bad for poor Burnsey behind me... I nearly kicked him in the balls! Hehehe... alas, an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire. I doubt he will be the last. Koino people beware! Your attackers are closing in... indeed, they walk among you! Watch for the woman in red with the big stick!!! | ||
| Spoon Czar |
I was able to witness to Gabe's dive today, and yes it was a glorious attempt. And we're talking major flying evasive leap by cryptic panther. Way to go both of you! What a show! | ||
| Spoon Czar |
If anyone is after Gee Richards and would like help, post a message and I'll give my email address. I have information!! | ||
| JellyRoll |
Question: Does a dog count as a person? I mean, what if I trained my dog to hold a person down while I get their spoon.....is that legal? | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
Stealthy operations? Like last night huh? HA! Don't delude yourself. If war is what it's gonna take, so be it. Bring it on! | ||
| Robin |
I got my first spoon! Too bad no one has come after mine. It's ok, you should fear me, whoever you are...I'm dangerous (just ask gee, she lives with me). | ||
| Mithrandir |
No one's made a play for my spoon. That's okay cause I can't get a good angle on my target. | ||
| Spoon Master |
I have been receiving updates on assassinations, and keeping track of who still remains in the game. My information is only as good as the information I receive, so please be sure to inform me of all assassination attempts (successful and otherwise). As for providing status updates, I regret that I cannot do this. The Great Spoon has decreed (and rightly so) that this would compromise the nature and suspense of the game as it nears its consummation. | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
Did anyone ever officially declare decoy spoons legal? On one hand, it's a clever strategy... on the other hand, it's thoroughly annoying. I personally would rather play with no decoys. Anyone else have an oppinion? | ||
| Mithrandir |
Decoys decoys rah rah rah!!! Decoys decoys sis boom bah. YEEEAAAAHHHHHH DECOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
Here's my opinion, I personally feel much better carrying one, although my assassin has already pretty much figured out every strategy of placing mine. But they are a pain in the rear when going after someone. | ||
| Cryptic Panther |
Cryptic Panther has fallen. Not by an extraordinary amount of cleverness or speed... but by straight-up betrayal. Yes it hurts, and yes I'm bitter, but my assassin should also be commended for a great show of patience in waiting for me to thoroughly convince myself of her innocence. Nicely played Jen. Good luck to those remaining contestants who are clever enough NOT to trust their closest friend. Goodnight. Oh, if anyone happens to see Gabriel Hahn... kindly ask him why the heck he followed and ultimately attacked me when he was never my assassin... | ||
| Eric Ekman |
A warning to all those still playing. Make sure you play the game and not make it your life. I was smart enough not to trust my closest friends or anyone for that matter. If this game changes who you are or affects your relationship with God watchout. Don't get me wrong, i loved this game but make sure it doesn't control you. | ||
| Anonymous |
Wouldn't you like to know who I am? Well, I would like to know why no one has made a play for my spoon! | ||
| Anonymous |
Same here! | ||
| Big Thug Man |
If the anonymous is Paul, doubt not, I am watching every move you make, biding my time. I am a patient man. I will strike when you least expect, to leave you broken and spoonless. Beware,I am coming... | ||
| Spoon Master |
CLUES Note to unscathed victims: Some of you who are wondering why you have not been attacked may be among those who remain faceless to your designated assassins. The following note applies to those assassins: Note to designated assassins: As a reminder to would-be assassins who are clueless about the identity of your victims, I am entertaining requests for clues, which I will pass on to your victims. See "Spoon Assassin Update 02120801", which reads as follows: ============= If you as an assassin do not know who your victim is (that is, if you know the name of your victim but do not know which person on campus that name belongs to), write to me, the lowly SpoonMaster (spoonmaster@globalcrossroads.org), asking that your victim provide clues to his or her identity. I, in turn, will ask your victim for identity clues, as well as permission to provide those clues to you. The victim is not under obligation to give clues, or to give permission for me to release those clues. If I receive identity clues and permission from the victim, I will forward the clues to you. Otherwise, I will inform you that permission for release of clues was not granted. ============= Naturally, I would want to know the name of your intended victim in order to pass on your request for clues. I probably know who it is, because I have been tracking the progress of the game and pretty much know who is in and who is out, but there are probably still some hold-outs who have not yet sent in their assassination reports. | ||
| Bigger Thug Man |
Big Thug Man, I know who you are, I know where you live, I know your schedule....I know your every move.....mwaahahaha!! | ||
| JellyRoll |
ROB!!! A great assassination attempt! But you WILL NOT succeed!!! | ||
| Information Broker |
Ok, seriously, Josh Bergman's assassin call me at x3054 immediately...like NOW MAN!!! You neeeeed to talk to me absolutely as soon as possible!! | ||
| Spoon Master
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URGENT ! ! ! CEASE ASSASSINATIONS IMMEDIATELY ! ! ! Assassinations will resume upon my order. For further information on this urgent request, check your email for the message entitled "URGENT SPOON UPDATE: STOP ASSASSINATIONS ! ! !". Please accept my apologies. I am fully to blame, but must insist on full compliance in this matter. Look for an email update from me notifying you of a resumption of hostilities. | ||
| Spoon Master
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LET THE HOSTILITIES RESUME! ! ! | ||
| I Rule Spoons..Still! |
Ernie, wonderful attempt. I saw it coming, but the aggressiveness was totally unexpected. That and I didn't know which of you chillin at the corner were after me. (Thanks alot Zoe) But besides the concussion I received as well as losing a contact, I retain my dignity (well, as much of it as can be retained while rolling around Calderwood lobby in front of Dr. Campbell and numerous bystanders)...and the majority of my spoon. Round one: YOU LOSE | ||
| JellyRoll |
So, a horse walked into a bar and the bar-tender said, Why the long face? | ||
| Someone curious |
Where, oh, where has Jenny Neumann gone? | ||
| SpoonRat |
Jenny Neumann is alive and well and KICKING | ||
| Spoon Master |
Well, it's good to see at least SOME of the SpoonWarriors are out and about. I was beginning to wonder if exams had finally taken their toll... | ||
| SpoonRat |
C'mon ya freshman, show yourself! | ||
| Spoon Master |
SpoonWarriors Take Note: Spoon Assassins 2002 will officially end at Noon on Wednesday, December 18. Check your email for details ("Spoon Assassin Update 02121601") | ||
| The curious one |
Dang, no hope of killing by then. | ||
| Anonymous |
get her, just go for it, get JENNY!!! | ||
| I Rule Spoons |
Sorry guys, there's no stopping Jenny! I survived!! I rule spoons! | ||
| Spoon Master |
Spoon Assassins 2002 has officially come to an end. Check this space for updates on who survived , and who fell in the SpoonWars. |